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									 |  Joel and Ethan Coen
 |  Today marked the end of a fairly odd journey,
								  tracking down the principles involved in making The Big Lebowski, and
								  thanking them like a drooling fanboy for their wonderful work. With today's
								  No Country conference, I finally had a chance to speak to the creators
								  themselves. As expected, and as per their usual public demeanor, Joel and Ethan
								  Coen just looked at me, unblinking, like I was a freak.
 Ah,
								  well.
 
 I did get a fairly good response from Brolin, Bardem and the
								  (gorgeous in person) Kelly Macdonald with a question about working with the
								  boys. Bardem in particular went into some detail about his fear of working with
								  the Coens, the respect he had for their work, and the uncertainty he felt about
								  working in a language other than his native tounge. His English seemed
								  impeccable and nuanced, equal to the caliber of his performance in the
								  film.
 
 With only fifteen minutes, the chat with the filmmakers was all to
								  brief. Then again, with questions like "when are you guys going to work apart?"
								  did little to engender them to the audience at hand.
 
 The rest of the day
								  was spent bouncing from screening to screening - once again, with the divorce
								  from the public screenings that has been so carefully managed results in much
								  less interaction with the casual film fest attendee. The buzz from the Industry
								  lines, however, has been pretty positive for films like the Coen's, Jesse
								  James, and especially Juno, which, if all goes well, could be the
								  breakout film of the fest.
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								  | My Winnipeg |   
								  | Glorious, sublime, the film
										Maddin was literally born to direct. Sure, he's toyed with the form before,
										presenting films that look like they're from some lost vault of early 20th
										century cinema, but with My Winnipeg he finally has a subject to tie all
										of the loose threads together, his hometown. 
 Part documentary, part
										autobiography, part psychotherapy, Maddin's smooth narration and pithy asides
										take us in his inimitable style on a journey through what he dubs "the coldest
										city in North America". The film is dreamlike, as we sleepwalk along with the
										narrator through stock imagery of bison stampeding, stark shots of wintry
										nights and street after street of banal architecture. This is a love story,
										warts and all, and the stories told are just weird and unbelievable enough to
										be true. There is simply a beautiful synergy between his stylistic schtick and
										the story of escape and loss that he's telling, with such a mash of humour and
										bittersweetness that it's hard not to fall in love with this mess of a
										hometown.
 
 Talk of hidden streets and hidden streams, coupled with a
										sense of mysticism and awe that literally situates "Winterpeg" as the center of
										the continent (and, by extension, the center of the world). I've never been to
										Winnipeg, and based on this film, I don't think I ever need to - there's no way
										that the truth of the city can live up to this elegy to a lost town, it's
										impossible for the run down streets and destroyed landmarks to take on in
										person the mythic significance that the film presents.
 
 In Maddin's
										hands, out-of-place bridges dream, trains circle endlessly, and a confluence of
										rivers takes on vaginal import. A haunting scene with dead horses trapped in
										ice is breathtaking. A sequence plays out as a silent film with beautiful
										score, a dance to a seance, giving a taste of his other works before the
										narration returns. It's all so great.
 
 My Winnipeg gives us the
										idea of a city, an idea far more beautiful and insane than any city could ever
										be, and, luckily for the Manitoba town, that should be enough.
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								  | Directed by: Guy
										Maddin Grade:
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								  | Ex Drummer |   
								  | Ex Drummer is a mess
										of a film, a tawdry, bizarre tale that has enough visual style to set it apart,
										barely, from being a complete waste of several hours of your life. 
 A
										band of misfits get together and find a drummer to put together a musical
										group. Infants die, fat women have their wigs ripped off and are fucked by
										upside down manic guitarists, and the end sees a random shootout. It was sold
										as a Man Bites Dog-like black comedy, but there's little funny here
										worth sticking around for. A loveless, rambling, incoherent and offensive film,
										with little in the end to recommend to even the most ardent genre fan. Alas,
										even the music is pretty shit, so you can't even count on that to get you
										through the drudgery. Skip it.
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								  | Directed by: Koen
										Mortier Grade: F |  |   
						 
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								  | Glory to the
										Filmmaker |   
								  | You'll ask yourself
										throughout much of the running time of Glory to the Filmmaker, "What in
										the hell is this thing about?" We get to experience dancing aliens, asteroid
										impacts, duck puppets and submarines, all products from the shattered brain of
										"Beat" Takeshi. 
 Roughly, this is a post-modernist take on the
										filmmaker's own impotence, his inability seemingly to move forward from the
										films that made him famous (gangster and swordplay), and to delve into genres
										that he has yet to explore. The conceit is funny and thoroughly enjoyable when
										it's working, and the first half of the movie is told with a wink and a smile,
										with each segment short and to the (ridiculous) point. It all kinda goes to
										hell once he settles on a truly insane genre: take one part Buñuel, add
										a dash of typically psychotic/sadistic Japanese game show, through in a bunch
										of wrestlers in masks, and you get a small sense of what's going on here. Oh,
										and let's not forget the repeated torturing of a fiberglass representation of
										the director himself.
 
 Knowing the "what", in this case, does little to
										tell you the "why" in terms of the comings and goings of the film, and it's
										silliness will certainly not be to everyone's taste. Still, in a weird way it's
										enjoyable, certainly not something to watch on a whim, but has laughs and
										insanity to keep it chugging along. It's a dark and weird Monty Python sketch
										(complete with Gilliamesque animation and titles at the end), a kooky trip
										through the brain of a filmmaker who's looking for anything but glory with this
										work.
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								  | Directed by: Takeshi
										Katano Grade:
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								  | Eastern
										Promises |   
								  | Coming after last year's
										sublime A History of Violence, Cronenberg's second pairing with Viggo
										Mortensen comes complete with very high expectations. It starts very well, and
										we're immediately drawn into this world of dead pregnant teens, the Russian
										mob, the hermeneutics of tattoos and the archetypal disappointment of a father
										with his son.
 There's a scene that will no doubt be the most memorable,
										a naked fight in a shower that's intensely violent and violating, classic
										Cronenberg in its best sense. The taciturn Viggo once again brings his
										Oscar-worthy A-game, and Naomi Watts' turn, while simpering, is nonetheless
										what the film calls for. Vincent Cassel once again turns being an asshole into
										a work of art, and the rest of the cast deliver top notch
										performances.
 
 In the end, it is the ending that trips the film, a little
										too neat and abrupt for all the time spent creating such a delightfully intense
										mood. It's as if a more epic film was truncated in favour of getting things
										done, or the first chapter of a larger story that has set things up, only to
										have another tale to see things through. Still, this only partially mars
										another fine effort from DC, and while it's doesn't reach the heights of last
										year's flick, it still injects some fun and gore into a tired genre, and the
										master continues to show the almost-rans how it can be done.
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								  | Directed by: David
										Cronenberg Grade:
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